The perpetual bitchface

Why is it that I perpetually always either have a bitchface or an idiotface.
Why is it that whenever I actually find someone I'm interested in, things go wrong.


It's either this:

Or this:

GAWD what is wrong with me.
SOMEONE SAVE ME. OR GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN DO SOME BLOODY SURGERY.
OR NONO TEACH ME HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE I SHOULD BE BEHAVING.
NONONO JUST FREAKING PLACE A PAPER BAG OVER MY HEAD.


:(((((
so sad.


Someone?

p/s: for some reason, I seem to always get entangled with librans.....or scorpios. HM. Why no cancerian why why why why why


xxx,
Mrs Micky